Heard, Seen and Realized

Heard (at Pike Place Market):
Lady 1: I'm on a "Lose 30 Pounds" diet.
Lady 2: How's it coming along?
Lady 1: Well, so far, I've lost 15 ... [pause] ... days.

Seen (on a tee-shirt of somebody at the Richmond Night Market):
I'm Tri-Sexual—I'll Try Anything

Seen (across the Knight Street Bridge):
Two young males in a black soft-top Ford Mustang doing the speed limit.

Realized:
I don't like abalone. Tastes like how I imagine raw land-animal organs to taste.

Realized:
Must be a pain being a resident of Vancouver, Washington. Outside of the Portland, Oregon area, the city must be qualified as being Vancouver, Washington. And outside of the Pacific Northwest, Washington must be qualified as being the state.

Realized:
More often than not, I don't like myself.